Excuse me Flo? What's the Soup Du Jour?

We live in one of the must culturally diverse, cuisine rich cities in America. When Kristen got home from work we decided to go out to eat because we were both starving. Whatever did we choose to sample from this fine dining mecca? Hell Yes we went to Denny's. I've never been to Denny's before. I moved 1000 miles across the country to go eat at mf'in Denny's. And you know something? It wasn't bad. I sure didn't know what I was in store for but my expectations weren't huge. I was pleasantly surprised when I only saw one customer with a wife beater tank top with ubiquitous gaudy shoulder tattoo. He was missing most of his teeth and had cutoff shorts on. Basically I'm telling you he was the total package. If he would have had a bandanna on his shaved head or a jean jacket I would have gone up to shake his hand and thank him for making my initial Denny's dining experience the tits.

I had a turkey sandwich and it rocked. Kristen had a grand slam breakfast with cheesy hash browns which rocked even harder. I finished them for her. She didn't necessarily appreciate that but I don't care because I had my toothless wonder as my wingman and I would receive no backtalk from her with him by my side. Kathie our waitress was on the ball. She greeted us at the door and offered our pick of tables. We could even have a booth by the window. Hell yes please. She kept our glasses full with our tasty beverage of choice. She let us know that they only serve Coke products therefore removing the otherwise inevitable anxiety of ordering a Diet Coke only to be asked if Diet Pepsi was okay. That made sense in my head but I have no clue if it translated well. All in all it was a great experience. Good food, good service, and the best company you could ask for in a 24-hour restaurant. This might be weekly date night central for the Nolands.

On a side note: Until we move, we are f'ed. The only gas stations anywhere near us are Sunoco's and BP. Do we support the jerks who talked about my nuts or the jerks who destroyed the Gulf of Mexico. Your thoughts are welcome.