Look at your man...Now back at me.

We live in South Carolina. We live by the beach. The weather has been 75 degrees and clear skies for over a month. It's only April and I look tanner than a self-made millionaire having his mid-life crisis in the Caribbean. I look good.

Today was my first day of work. The first thing I did was take my new College of Charleston ID photo. I was dressed to impress and I was bronzed. I took a look at that picture and I laughed. I laughed at just how damn good I looked. I wish I could put that picture on this page here. But I can't because that would require effort and that's just not going to happen. I came home and showed my wife how good I looked in the picture. She rolled her eyes and said my head would not fit through the door because of my ego. I told her to shut her face and make me a sandwich. She kicked me in the nuts. But that's okay because my nuts are not my face and my face still looked good pressed against the floor. Then we went to Zaxby's. Zaxyby's is just like Raising Cane's in Louisiana. Someone will be sued because they are the same. I smiled, winked, and nodded at everyone I saw inside because I had that kind of day. The kind of day where I took the most epic picture of my life. I rule.